New Jokes

Pintu : I love u...

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Ladki ne zor se

thappad maara,

aur boli ..

Kya kaha tune ??

Pintu ne bhi ghuma kar

2 zordaar chaanta maara

aur kaha.. : Kamini..

jab suna hi nahin

to maara kyun !

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Husband : mujhe

neend nahi aa rahi hai

Wife : jao jaakar

bartan saaf kar do

Husband : neend me

bol raha hun pagli.. 

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Husband: Tumhre Shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?

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Wife silent!

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Husbend chilla k: Main is khamoshi ko kyA smjhu?

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Wife: Haye rabba....

Gin to rhi hoon chilla kyu rhe ho....

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DARPOK Hai Wo log jo,

single hain..,Shaadi nahi Karte...

Saala JIGAR chahiye,

Khushi se BARBAAD Hone Ke Liye....👊 

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Teacher : Bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigaret nahi piyoge..

Bachey : nahi piyenge.

Teacher : Girls ka picha nahi karoge.

Bachey : nahi karenge.

Teacher : Girls se friendship nahi karoge.

Bachey : nahi karenge.

Teacher : Or watan pe zindagi qurban karoge.

Bachey : kar denge aisi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kya hai 

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Pappu - agar duniya ki sarri admiyo ka chehra ek jaisa hota toh kya hota ?

Golu - wahi hota jo gas cylendr ka hota hai..kabhi iskey ghar kabhi uske ghar 

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