8.)

Salary day special !!!

9.00 : *beep beep*.. Msg received...

 Salary credited to ur a/c

Me : Yipeeee..

9.01 : *beep beep*

 Home EMI auto debited..

9.02 : *beep beep*

 Car loan EMI auto debited..

9.03 : *beep beep*

 Credit card bill auto debited..

9.04 : *beep beep*

 Phone bill auto debited..

9.05 : *beep beep*

 Electricity bill auto debited..

9.06 : *beep beep*

 LIC EMI auto debited..

9.07 : *beep beep*

 Medical insurance EMI debited..

9.08 : *beep beep*

 Pls maintain minimum balance...!!!